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Yer tellin me Bull****

Discussion in 'Pull up a chair and sit for a spell' started by cardboard, Feb 10, 2010.

  1. cardboard

    cardboard Well-Known Member

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    A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.

    He marched straight up to the counter and said, 'Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job.'



    The social worker behind the counter said, 'Your timing is excellent.. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2009 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips.



    This is rather awkward to say but you will also have as part of your job assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive. A two-bedroom loft type apartment with plasma TV,stereo, bar, etc. located above the garage, will be designated for your sole use and the salary is $200,000 a year.'



    The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, 'You're bullsh**tin' me!'



    The social worker said,'Yeah, well . . You started it'.
    cardboard, Feb 10, 2010
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  3. Sleepy

    Sleepy Well-Known Member

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    ........:)
    Sleepy, Feb 10, 2010
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  4. FLHTbiker

    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

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    That was a good one :D
    FLHTbiker, Feb 10, 2010
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  5. hotroadking

    hotroadking Super Moderator Staff Member

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    wait have I been fired???
    that's my job!
    hotroadking, Feb 11, 2010
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  6. Welder

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    :rolleyes:oooohh to be so fortunate;)
    Welder, Feb 11, 2010
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    I need a job like that,I have good references
    b4man27, Feb 13, 2010
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  8. drillsarge

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    That made my day.
    drillsarge, Feb 13, 2010
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  9. cardboard

    cardboard Well-Known Member

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    If I fell over sarges avatar I woundn't need nothin but to look up and open my Redneck eyes.
    You stuck on the same roll man.

    Us Rednecks can understand things like escorts and falling down and drinkin,
    We can handle it dude.:fight:
    cardboard, Mar 2, 2010
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