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Discussion in 'Pull up a chair and sit for a spell' started by Injunfxdwg, Mar 2, 2010.

  1. Injunfxdwg

    Injunfxdwg New Member

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    Two Men Face Court for Goat Sex, Owner Demands Wedding
    Updated: Friday, 26 Feb 2010, 9:35 AM EST
    Published : Friday, 26 Feb 2010, 9:34 AM EST

    (AFP from NewsCore) - Two young men accused of having sex with a goat in central Mozambique were facing criminal charges, and the goat's owner was demanding they make traditional wedding arrangements, state media said Friday.

    The young men, whose names and ages were not released, were caught in the act by police and arrested outside the rural town of Mbucuta in central Mozambique, the website of the state broadcaster said.

    "One of the young men was naked and holding the goat's head, and the other was having sex with the animal," witness Mario Creva told Radio Mozambique.

    District prosecutor Leonides Mapasse said the two would face trial for simple larceny.

    The goat's owner may also file a civil suit against them, he said.

    The owner was demanding the young men pay him damages and initiate a traditional wedding ceremony by paying "lobolo," a dowry, a family member told Radio Mozambique.
    Injunfxdwg, Mar 2, 2010
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    After seeing some of the women from that country - maybe those boys were smarter than they looked.:D
    sarge7, Mar 3, 2010
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    chucktx Moderator Staff Member

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    lmao!!!!!!!!!
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    I do & to you miss sheep baa-baa you are now married :roflmao:
    cowboy, Mar 4, 2010
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    Farmer Wilson walks over to Farmer Jones' place and says
    "Jones, I got me a problem and I gotta to go to court - I need a lawyer, do you know any?" Farmer Jones replies, "yeah, I know a couple of those guys. One is a hell of a trial lawyer, great guy but expensive as hell; the other, not so great, but the guy sure knows how to pick a jury and he's a lot cheaper." Wilson thanks his buddy and moves on thinking to himself, well I don't have a lot of money so I guess I know what I have to do.

    Wilson's day in court finally comes and the first witness called to the stand is his neighbor Mrs. Smith. Mrs. Smith is sworn in and the prosecuter asks her, "Mrs. Smith, would you please tell the court what you saw on the day in question. "Why yes I can", she says, "I was doing my dishes, looking out my window over the sink when I saw Farmer Wilson come out from behind his barn and grab one of his goats". Yes mam, and then what did you see? "Well after he grabbed that goat he proceeded to drop his pants and fornicate with that there goat!" Is that all mam? "Well no, after it seemed like he had his way with that goat, the goat turned around and proceeded to lick his pecker clean!"

    It was at this point of the testimony that one man on the jury turns to another man on the jury and says "you know, a good goat will do that"..
    hotroadking, Mar 4, 2010
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    Injunfxdwg New Member

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    Yes, but some of us have been married to old goats before!
    Injunfxdwg, Mar 4, 2010
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    hrk......funny!!!!!!!!
    chucktx, Mar 4, 2010
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    Now that's funny there, don't care who you are. :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:
    Welder, Mar 4, 2010
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    :puke::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:
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