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Your Texas Drivers License

Discussion in 'Pull up a chair and sit for a spell' started by chucktx, Aug 4, 2007.

  1. chucktx

    chucktx Moderator Staff Member

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    YOUR TEXAS DRIVERS LICENSE~
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    >Great to know!!!!!


    >Most likely you already know this....in the case that you
    >don't....here it is again!
    >This was news to me. And trust me, I got my license out and looked.
    >It's really there!
    >Something all Texans should know, especially since this has received
    >very little or no publicity.
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    >Your Texas driver's license has a phone number on the back, just
    >above the bar code on the lower left side: 1-800-525-
    >5555.
    >(It's VERY SMALL PRINT, but it IS there.)
    >This number can be called for emergency assistance on the highway or
    >wherever you might have trouble while in your car.
    >A service truck will be sent to you. This service is state
    >operated,paid for with your tax dollars.
    >If you are ever stranded, just call the number on your driver's
    >license...help is on the way.
    >A state trooper will be sent to make sure all is well. This one is
    >worth passing on especially to all the women you know
    chucktx, Aug 4, 2007
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    voodoochild New Member

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    Wow, pretty cool Chuck. Nice find!
    voodoochild, Aug 4, 2007
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  4. skull2007

    skull2007 Active Member

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    alright

    sounds to good to be true. especialy the cop coming out to check on you. ever know anyone that called and was ever seen again? with all his/her organs? does this deal come with fry's. sounds like something on sci-fi. a free service from the govnerment:eek:
    skull2007, Aug 4, 2007
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    :roflmao: :roflmao:
    voodoochild, Aug 4, 2007
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  6. chucktx

    chucktx Moderator Staff Member

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    ok.......i just found out that everything is true, except it is not free.......but they will come to your aid.
    chucktx, Aug 4, 2007
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  7. voodoochild

    voodoochild New Member

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    Ahhhhhh, the old hidden fee. Soulda known, nothins free. Nice that they'll show up though.
    voodoochild, Aug 5, 2007
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  8. kenfuzed

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    Here in California they have a similar program for roadside assistance (free). In an effort to replace freeway call boxes you can now dial #399 on your cell phone. A metro freeway patrol will come out and tow you out of traffic, give you a boost, or a little gas to get you off the freeway to a station. The Metro service contracts with local tow companies who charge back their services. It also helps get stalled cars and debris out of our freeway lanes during busy commutes.
    kenfuzed, Aug 5, 2007
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  9. skull2007

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    figures

    sounds like free for a fee. after calling i'd hide somewhere and see what comes. God help you..... you mess with the government you will pay. the government's primary function is to get your money. if not someone please tell me what it is ??:cool:
    skull2007, Aug 6, 2007
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  10. Texas Road Glide

    Texas Road Glide New Member

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    i can see it now.........
    broke down on the side of the road, waiting for the wrecker, its gonna be awhile, so i'll just fire up this fatty..... and pop a cold one, while i am waiting on the wrecker. hey....hey put that thing out, hidejer beer, thats a dam state trooper!!!
    no officer, the car is not on fire, and that smell is from a skunk we hit a couple miles back....and as far, as the spilt beer under the seat, i told that dam son of mine to clean the truck out when he got home last night!!!!
    what do ya mean?? your gonna tow my truck for free??
    hey...hey put those hand cuffs away!!!
    whattaya mean i have the right to remain silent............

    TRG
    Texas Road Glide, Aug 11, 2007
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  11. voodoochild

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    :roflmao: :roflmao: Funny TRG!
    voodoochild, Aug 18, 2007
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