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"Can I ride yer bike?"

Discussion in 'Pull up a chair and sit for a spell' started by Fatboy128, Sep 29, 2012.

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  1. charlie46

    charlie46 Well-Known Member

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    Trying to imagine foriegners on my bike,OMG! WTF? Disgusting! I need a drink now.
    charlie46, Oct 1, 2012
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  3. BigTommy

    BigTommy Active Member

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    Anytime someone asks to sit on or ride my bike, my response is to say, `Sure, just come up with a $10,000 security deposit`.
    BigTommy, Oct 1, 2012
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  4. charlie46

    charlie46 Well-Known Member

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    How 'bout G..F..Y..self, Ask whole
    charlie46, Oct 1, 2012
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  5. BigTommy

    BigTommy Active Member

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    I just think it`s more fun to play with their heads a little.
    BigTommy, Oct 1, 2012
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  6. charlie46

    charlie46 Well-Known Member

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    Personally think my way should play pretty good with their heads. And scroo their heads anyway. :rant:
    charlie46, Oct 1, 2012
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    If you could expain it to them they wouldn't understand it!
    lucky, Oct 1, 2012
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  8. hotroadking

    hotroadking Super Moderator Staff Member

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    Depends.

    Hot gal tight jeans big hooters nothing that would tear or scratch. Sure wtf.

    Nude gal. Yep. Come on over sit with me on bike

    Gal in skirt no panties heck yeah.






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    hotroadking, Oct 1, 2012
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  9. cardboard

    cardboard Well-Known Member

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    Got a Real Good buddy back home come over the House one day and brought his Harley.
    I asked Mike can I ride your bike. He said yea, I got on and the OL got on. I took it down the street and wound up I lost track of time and was gone for a Hour.
    I got into riding the Harley so bad I lost track of time.
    I made it back to my house and he was standing there like he was gonna pull his hair out.
    I said man Please. I don't know what happened. it was like a Drug, it took over and all I wanted to do was ride.
    My 1st wife said Mike thanks for lettin us ride your bike you have a nice bike.
    He said I thought y'all had a wreck, I didn't know what to do, I was freaking out.
    Told him Sorry dude, I lost track of time. Forgot it wasn't my bike I was having so much fun on it.
    Thanks Bro. I owe you one.
    I went out and bought me one. I drove immediately to his house and showed him what he did to me.
    Tooka 12 pack of Redneck Budweiser and a pint of Jim Beam to repay him.
    He said, Thanks man. I like your bike, Now we can both ride Harleys together.
    Right on Brother.
    I'm still his Redneck Buddy to this day, Hes just back home in Bama.:D
    cardboard, Oct 1, 2012
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  10. charlie46

    charlie46 Well-Known Member

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    Man, Everyone knows THAT !:roflmao:
    charlie46, Oct 1, 2012
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  11. marc 55

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    LOL...Yup...There are always exceptions...
    marc 55, Oct 1, 2012
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  12. hotroadking

    hotroadking Super Moderator Staff Member

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    [​IMG]
    hotroadking, Oct 1, 2012
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    cardboard Well-Known Member

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    OMG
    Man Please.......
    cardboard, Oct 1, 2012
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  14. hotroadking

    hotroadking Super Moderator Staff Member

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    you know you'd be asking to ride her bike
    however it probably would come outta yer mouth like

    hommmninamanofoaoriwwebikeeridemeepleasseiamold
    andgrabmneoaudho;ajldfd pffffffffffff!

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    hotroadking, Oct 1, 2012
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    What happened to G-F-Y? You caved!!:devil:
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  16. charlie46

    charlie46 Well-Known Member

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    Well, HRK trumped that one, of course. :devil:
    charlie46, Oct 1, 2012
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  17. BigTommy

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    I never thought I`d envy a bicycle seat until now.:D
    BigTommy, Oct 1, 2012
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  18. FLHTbiker

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    She could ride on the passengers seat and I'd take her to a secluded place...you guess the rest, but NO she can't ride the bike.
    FLHTbiker, Oct 1, 2012
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  19. joshbob

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    I tried that one with my cousin and, yup, they will never, ever get it.:banghead:
    joshbob, Oct 2, 2012
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  20. drillsarge

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    My son and my twin granddaughters are the only ones allowed and then only if I'm there to observe. The look on my granddaughters' faces are precious when I fire the Shovel up. Oh, and my wife is allowed too.:D
    drillsarge, Oct 2, 2012
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  21. joshbob

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    When I take my shovel to the academy my students always ask me to start it. When I start kicking it, they all take a step or two backwards and when it fires some back up even more. LOL you should see the looks on THEIR faces! None of 'em has had the balls to ask me to ride it.:rolleyes:
    joshbob, Oct 2, 2012
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