Fishing today......

Sorry. But !
If I am inside somebody else's house, I don't eat the steak with no catchup on it just to honor them.
I'm me, you ain't changin me.....
If somebody invited me, they are my friend, and they ain't gonna mind if I put catchup on my steak. If they have a stick stuck in em.
I'm not gonna stay. I don't stay where I'm not happy or wanted.
I ride a Harley to be free and be me. Not to change to fit in so you will like me.:gah:
I live my life, no somebody else's life.

Yep, that's what I like about you ... up front and real ... you do it your way and I'll do in mine ... don't matter to me how you choose only how I choose

You have the freedom to be you. If I changed you, it would not be the real you.
And if you was not you, who would you really be?

I don't want to be friends with Robots. Or folks that act like everybody else.
I don't want somebody to make me, I want to be myself and find out who I am and want to be myself. I have to have my own Idenity.

Don't change so women will like me either. And I didn't marry my OL to change her to be who I may of thought I wanted her to be.
I want her to have the freedom to be who she is and live her life to the fullest she can live it.
I'm only here to share life with her. Not control her. But share things with her.
If I tried to control her, would she really love me.:rant:
And would she really be happy.

Yep, agreed

Hey my wife said she found out a month ago why I'm not so considerate. She was watchin Dr. Oz and he had a set of things to look at to see if your husband has any of these symptems. She said I have aalll of them.
I said so what is it I got. She said I would of understood you much better if I had of knew this 27 yrs ago.
Its O.K. oh.
So what is it you think I got.
YOu got ADHD..........

Hey I got a lot of time in doing things my way. And my wife has no problems with it.
Now if the rest of you don't have that freedom and you got a woman telling you how to do it. well that is your freedom being taken care of by somebody else. Yer either a Leader or a Follower .....:rant:
Who has which end of yer chain........:gah:

Warnin................


Don't make me put my OL on here !

I was on the puter and the OL was in the spare Bedroom doing something.
Heard a scream, went to see what happened. One of those Big Old Tree roaches had ran out from who knows where. She threw a towel over it, and ran.
I got the towel and was hollaring Help. I was draggin it from the bedroom under the towel down the hallway makin my way to the bathroom,
Come help me. She was runnin in circles in the house screamin.
I got it to the bathroom and tryied to hold it in the towel to git it over the can.
It jumped out and she was lookin. I started screamin scaring her more.
She said it ran behind the can. So I sprayed some cleaner back there and moved the holder for the can scrubber and it ran out at me. I started screamin again.
Think the oL peed in her pants.
I got it under the rug andI was screamin again carrying the joke farther.
Come and help me.
Accidently killed it under the rug trying to git it out, the game was over.
The OL could hardly git her breath.

And the whole time she thought I was serious.:roflmao:

Don't worry Redneck I got thanked.
I was her Hero ! :rant:

Oh hell yea.
I got a little Spanish princess.
And she is about the only person in the world that loves me.

I don't know what's better fish stories or CB's Big Old Tree roache story. CB your just to funny!!! :roflmao::roflmao: