Lets see Your Lights

You are talkin -8*
I've never seen -8* and don't want to.

And to think my wife was offered a job in Denver with a transfer with the company she works for back in the spring. And she said No it will not work for my family. Would of been a Pay raise for her too.

I hate SNOW. and don't like it gittin below 60*
And I see how cold it is at your house. I would be miserable.
Man Please.......

It was 60 last Thursday, and will be again next week, just the way it is around here.
Keeps the bug population down.
We keep talk'n about getting us a winter place in Texas, but are afraid we couldn't understand the language.

I looked at the 10 day forcast there. and i don't ever git to 50*

only fools and weather men forecast the weather in COlorado, keep watch'n it'll be 60.
don't look all that warm at your house either.

I'll take 37 over 13.
It will be 50 or better tomorow.

we will be back in the 60's next week.
Check it out in the monthly forcast of the weather channel.

:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

Man, you flooridians all sound the same. Just gotta rub it in sarcasticaly . It took Charlie46 all of one month after moving there to give weather reports every time we speak. :gah:

be sure to use your eyefone...

I got me a double wide too! Extension cord from neihgbors garage got stolen (he's always been selfish) so I can't power up the lights until i find another neighbor who's not home. Got me some paint and decorated with the krylon instead of lights. I find it festive.

Yer Buddy Redneck Chucktx did it man.:rant:

I'd suspend him for a while......:roflmao:

Huh !

You said christmas lights, That was as close as I could come.
I don't do christmas trees or hang lights or any of that stuff.
I went next door and was givin the 82 yr old neighbor grief case he as hammering on a telephone pole puttin his christmas stuff.
Told him I was gonna call and report him and git his phone turned off.
It was against top telephone regulations to nail things to a phone pole.

And it was about to fall off after he nailed it up so he wrapped some wire around it.
Then said if it falls down he will call me to put it back up for him, hes got company comin for christmas

Hey I tried, his wife was standin there tellin him what to do too.
She was laughin at me giving him a hard time.
He's the same guy that came over askin if I had a phone book of Cleveland , Tx
30 miles from here. I said I don't have a home phone.
He needed to look up a place.
I said you got a Brand Spankin new Chysler 300 M
Go look on it.
What he said
I take him to his car and he turns the ign on
I git on his build in the dash Garmin GPS and look it up for him.
He asked how can I save it. I push go and it is on a route for him.
He said leave it there. Its 30 miles south of us.
so later on he gits in the car to drive 10 miles north to Walley World and it keeps tellin him to turn around, make a right hand turn. Git off the interstate here.
He's freakin out. Never heard any of this stuff.
He was pushin all the button on the thing tryin to make it shut up.
Hes going to Walley World.
CAme home and said man this GPS has gone crazy can you come look at it.
:gah:

Oh yea I gave him my electric pressure washer. He pressures washed his house with it.
He says it took a long time, but he got it done. Said the water pressure wasn't very good.
I went and watched him plug it into the extension cord and hook the water hose up to it.
He stood there squirtin the water on the house.
I asked Hey Redneck Bernie what are you doing.
Pressure washin another place I missed on my house.
Come over here dude.
What
See this button on the machine, yea what about it
Press it dude.
He pressed it and the pressure washer came on. Now what
Go squeeze the handle, he did and the power came out.
He said man what a difference.
I said you've made me thirsty, I got to have a Redneck Budweiser.:roflmao:

You sure you didn't have a few BEFORE you got started?