Skunks

Don't shoot him in the cage, or the cage will stink forever. And if you just let him loose, he WILL come back.

Along time ago my ex brother-in-law shot a skunk that got into the basement furnace room of there house, they had to move and by all new stuff, that stink got in and on everything. He was lucky, but a good shot, the skunk was siting right next to the gas line to the furnace. true story,

And the newborn young skunk stench is the worst,its putrid.

I dated some skunks uke: No more. Now I'm old and they're all beutties.:roflmao:

Me, too, and they ended up marrying some other poor slob! I wonder how skunks can stand their own stench? They got noses.

Some of the beauties that I liked when I was young. ARe not in the Pastures not. They are Heffers. I looked at some of my buddies and said I used to date that chic. She was HOT, 40 yrs ago. And one of the hottest chics I dated.
What happenedn Now she's over 250 lbs..

Both of 'em ?

Ha!

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When I was a kid I used to stay at my grandfathers house upstate NY and he had skunks all the time.He used to fill a bowl with cheap whiskey and marshmallows.Put it out behind the house at night and pick up the passed out skunks in the morning.Take them down to the pond and sink 'em.

That can get expensive if there's more than one skunk, and there always are. I'd still be afraid to aproach them even passed out. Have-a-heart trap works great--but you gotta sink em in the creek after.

Here's my worst skunk story. My dog goes outside for his last visit at 12 midnight. I hear him barking and think there is an intruder out there. I grab my M-16 and flip on the lights. Dog is attacking a big skunk so I popped it 3 times. Too late. My dog runs into house from his doggie-door and proceeds to roll all over the carpet trying to wipe his eyes. His white fur was stained yellow from the skunk and I almost passed-out from the stink.

Put dog in garage for the night, but since it's winter and maybe 10 degrees outside, I can't open any windows for fresh air. Stayed in a motel for a week, but house still reeked for a month even after using every known odor eliminating product known to man and shampooing rugs 3 times.

Bought trap and caught 12 skunks over next few weeks. Sunk them all.

Heck can you give me the address to where the whiskey is. Leave the marshmellows out. I can run the skunks off.:rant:

Note,I said "cheap whiskey".He would get 2 or 3 in a single night sometimes.Gramps was crazy,by the way.

Love the story about putting out whiskey & marshmallows. Man, I'm sure glad we don't have to deal with skunks here. Every now and then there's a dead one in the road (just like in the song). I wonder if the buzzards eat 'em. Yuk.

So I guess now that means I ain't gona git a drink after all.........:rant:

Man I'm on steriods and antibiotics from the phenumonia that I have.
I got about 14 beers from where Bguillory came over and a small amount of Jim Beam. and I would ride across the river to git some more JB but I can't have ANY
And I would just love to have mabe ONE drink.