Starvin Marvins

They'll wear off before he gets halfway home!

Guys yer just wrong.
Listen, my grandad used to have a coffee machine route. He had coffee machines in different plants. He would go there and fill up the coke and coffee machines. He needed them taste tested so he know the coke was good, and the coffee tasted good. I was bearly in school, he would take me, sure He did a good job of giving my mom and dad a break. And I got to leave the community I lived in.
From all the syrup coke and coffee, you knew I was wide awake.
He would stop and buy a couple beers for us to drink, before we head home.
And when I went over to my grand dads house he always had some Muskedine wine in a jar in the refrigerator. Or gratefruit wine. It was killer good. His cousin made it all the time. And brought it over and put it in the frig.
MY grand dad had peach brandy in the refig too.
We could be workin and it would be 99* outside, He would say lets go git a cup off coffee to cool off. Just like the old German man I worked for at a locksmith company did years later.

So if you think a couple Redneck budweisers are gonna keep me from being able to function
You as a society are wrong.
You want to stick me in with the rest of the world who don't know control and who don't know when to stop drinkin and leave and go out driving.
Nothin wrong with stoppin and having 2or three beers and riding 30 to 50 miles to have another one.

Or when we got ready to quit. Lets go have a swig of Peach brandy.

Nope, did not even considered you were lying, talking about myself when I said not since 66. I was 11yrs on in 66. Started on RN buds about '73. And yep, 1 or 2 don't have much effect on me and know when to drink and when not to. Just giving you a hard man!!

Dude when I grew up, I would go to somebody's house, they would have a mason jar of moonshine.
You sip it. If anybody lights a match around you. You beat the heck out of them.
Go outside and smoke.
Moonshine burns Blue. You don't want it to catch on fire nor do you want to catch on fire.
When its cold outside
You can sit around and sip some shine. If you can drink shine, a couple beers don't bother you.
Its about how you was raised as a kid. If you drank beer as a kid. Had some brandy every now and then to warm the bones. or drank come cold Muskeedine wine when its hot outside.
You would understand. You learn how to drink without gittin plastered.
Pace yerself.
Don't drink till you git sick. That takes the fun out of it.

Comon Man.

Comon Man, been drinkin beer since I was 13, though not much till I was a bit older. I do understand, I was just giving you a hard time, don't make too much of it... geez! Lighten up!

Comon Man

Can't I have a little fun too.
Giving it back......

Yep,,, cool...

AAaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
Me...................

I can only remember 7 lies I might of told that was a little streached.
Comon Man
Where's the crawfish...............