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Discussion in 'Pull up a chair and sit for a spell' started by hotroadking, Jul 24, 2014.

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  1. Fatboy128

    Fatboy128 Well-Known Member

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    Person asks "what are ya dying from?" North west person says "I don't know I ate healthy, excersized, didn't drink too much, slept good doesn't make sense. Same person asks a NYr. "I ate lots of great pizza pie, drank a ton, plenty of sex, ate a bunch Coney Island hot dogs and funnel cakes I enjoyed life . Who's more embarrased?


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    Fatboy128, Jul 25, 2014
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  3. hotroadking

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    Nah da morgue is fulla d touristy jerks

    I like grease. Next ta bacon and beer it's a prime member of da food groups


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    Fatboy128 Well-Known Member

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    Amen!


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    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

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    Went out to the local tavern with friends tonight and we ate BBQ burgers and drank lots of beer. Then jumped on the bike and rode home, that was fun in the twisties :wacky:
    FLHTbiker, Jul 25, 2014
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    Oh yeah!
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    One beer while riding is my limit. I found this out many years ago and survived thank God. Had a few beers one night then got on my GS1100ex and realized I was going 120 approaching some S turns that I couldn't possibly manage even when sober. The first to the left is a sweeper that can suck ya in but then the road gets steep down hill to a tight right. I slammed on the brakes before them and barely made the first turn. Scared the bejeezus outta myself.
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    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

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    Normally when I'm out I don't even drink one beer while on the bike. Friday night has been the Tavern night for me and several guys I know for a few years now. Usually my limit is 3 beers for the evening along with dinner then after dinner we usually drink a cup of coffee. By the time I leave I'm pretty sober and only have a very short distance to ride, like less than a couple miles. Last night only had two beers and dinner.
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    I hear ya. I got the nick name of "2 Shot" years ago thanks to Charlie46.
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    FLHTbiker Moderator Staff Member

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    Sometimes some of the other guys will have Whisky shots with beer, not me I cannot do those and don't see how a couple of them can. I quit drinking like that years ago.
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    Me too. If yer lucky there comes a time when you say "I gotta quit this sheet"
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    They have check points around here all the time trying to catch the drunks. I know all the usual spots they lie in wait, but sometimes they try a new one. I've been stopped twice and both times I was dead sober.

    The cops are really cracking down hard on drunk drivers around here.
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    Gitdafugouttaheah!
    hotroadking, Aug 2, 2014
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    Docs don't want me drinking much after my heart surgery
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    That sounds like good advice coming from your doc, FLHT. See my new avatar of the shop? We sit on the porch when the weather is nice and smoke the occasional cigar and sip good whiskey.
    joshbob, Aug 3, 2014
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    120? I had experiences similar to that as a young man but never that fast!
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    That sounds good Josh
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