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For Americans don't forget to fly your American flag on 9-11

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked,"What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man.

"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's Obama's clock?"

"His clock is in Jesus' office. HE's using it as a ceiling fan."

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Unloaded the '03 Ultra, and replaced it with a 2012 Classic. So far I'm lovin it !! It had a whopping 1200 miles on it when I rode off the lot.

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So, Dealership having 2nd Anniversary (since new owner), which has been a good deal here. HOG chapter helping with parking and stuff. Had some of the 2014s out to be seen. Worked the event, then decided to head down Hwy 9 then back up the mtn on Hwy 74 which has a lot of curves, real good ride. So I was behind a slow car, double yellow lines, had two crotch rockets behind me... in a bit one could not wait, went around me and car on double yellow line and a curve. I thought, man that was risky... other one held back. In a bit the car pulled off on a wide place to let us go, then the other guy flew past me. I was running about 40 or so up the mtn. I would say the second crotch rocket was doing 55 at least when he passed me...on big time curves. Shortly topped the mtn and started...