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The coach had put together the perfect team for the Baltimore Ravens. The only thing missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win.

Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in the West Bank . In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Israeli soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away. KABOOM!

He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney. KA-BLOOEY!

Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph. BULLS-EYE!

"I've got to get this guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the perfect Arm!"

So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the...

An old geezer, who had been a retired farmer for a long time, became very bored and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: "Get your treatment for $500, if not cured get back $1,000."

Doctor "Young," who was positive this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.

This is what transpired.

Dr. Young: --- "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth." Can you please help me?

Dr. Geezer: --- "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."

Dr. Young: --- Aaagh! -- "This is Gasoline!"

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will
be $500."

Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days...

Finally....After 8 years it's rolling again.
When I got it from the place I used to keep it the clutch(Scorpion) was stuck solid,tried a few tricks to free it up without taking it apart but that was a waste of time.
Took the plates and steels out,they looked OK so back in they went, adjusted the primary chain and clutch put 22-24 ozs B&M Trick Shift in cleaned and adjusted air mix on the Mickey Roonie, put new black front wheel with stainless Buchanan spokes on.
Went for a shake down....Shifting 1st to 2nd was smoother than it's ever been,but the clutch started slipping when I hammered it in 3rd and 4th....shifting was good with the revs up at arounf 3000rpm(no tach yet) but 3rd,4th,and 5th were still stiff when just going slow.
So back into the clutch for more adjustments,this time...

Its not a comet but it's coming, hide your guns, wrap your electronics in foil, shut down the grid, danger, danger Will Robinson!

That environmental source of power is going to end the earths existence as we know it, no we won't blow up, but when it shuts down the grid man you better be ready, it's too late to hoard ammo, canned food, water, prep people, prep!

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Earth Will Only Have 12 Hours To Prepare For Massive Solar Storm



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Trains will be disrupted, power will go out, satellite signals will go wonky - that’s what we have to look forward to when the sun next has a melt down, and we’re unlikely to get more than 12 hours warning.

In a new government document, the...